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The Shut the F*ck up Candle
The Shut the F*ck up Candle
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Introducing the "Shut the Fck Up" Candle*—because sometimes, the only thing you need to hear is the sweet, calming scent of silence. Light it up when you’re in desperate need of a moment of peace, or when the world just won’t stop talking. This candle’s soothing fragrance will drown out the noise (metaphorically, at least) while sending a subtle message to anyone within earshot: "Yeah, I’m not in the mood."
Perfect for your office, bedroom, or anywhere you need to set boundaries without actually saying anything. Because let’s face it, sometimes you just need a little alone time and a lot less conversation. It’s not rude—it’s self-care.
.: Material: Coconut Soy Blended Wax AKA Candle wax dummy.
.: Color: It's white.
.: Unique wooden wick that burns just like the Christmas tree dad forgot was behind the garage
.: Frosted glass vessel with raw maple lid.. or a fancy jar with wood on it.
.: Size: 11oz Vessel & 9oz wax add a 16 oz wine and you're all set.
.: Average burn time - 50 hours which in your life is 10 years worth of time you get to relax
.: Hand-poured in the USA- Requires a masters degree and 10 years experience.
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